in the bedroom?

Right. In bed. Eco friendly sex. Who knew? Reduce the carbon footprint. Save the planet one orgasm at a time.

Every imaginable device, eco date idea, recipes that work as an aphrodisiac, to name but a few, were all researched and now recommended by the intrepid authoress, Stephanie Iris Weiss. Go her.

Recently, I was passing by my local dry cleaners and saw, boldly positioned in his store window, "we are now eco friendly." I paused and thought, what could possibly be eco friendly about dry cleaning? Never thought or bothered to ask, I must admit.  

But now I will venture forth, into my local launderette, have the process explained as I will be giving them my eco friendly bamboo sheets. Of course, how those are eco friendly is equally as baffling to me. Unless the eco friendly bamboo sheets are delivered by hand to the department stores. The stores, in turn, power by candle, and use abacuses (abaci?) to add up your purchases. 

Do you think that Al Gore referenced this in his extraordinary documentary "An Inconvenient Truth"? 

Anyway, go take inventory, and dispense with of all your environmently incorrect everythings…including, if appropriate, your mate.