I am a master at this.

When talking to people I give my undivided attention. I stare intently and deeply into their eyes. Only I know that I am taking in the surrounding area to see what else is going on. 

It's a gift.

Except, of course, when I am alone and walking down the street. My reflection appears out of the corner of my eye. "Who is that woman" I wonder? This full on, side view, is clearly not a good angle for anyone. Have you ever seen your favorite celeb from a side view only? Never. You get the 3/4 turn, gazing knowingly over one shoulder, a full back view, a full front view, but as I said, never profile only. Glad that's settled.

I've attended cocktail parties, art gallery openings, reunions, where there is, oh no, a clear sense that I might possibly have to yield my title of 'master of peripheral vision'. 

But, I can exhale, knowing that the true title only belongs to the person who can effortlessly effect the extrication maneuver. 

"Need a refill?" so banal. "Have to take this call," somewhat better. "I've loved you from afar" might do it, as they back away, leaving you to find your way to another group. "I knew you in a former life" works best.

But when I am talking to you, I can assure you, that you will have my undivided attention.