New to the 'honey baby sweetie' on line dating world? 

It shows. 

But you'll learn, if the adage of old dogs new tricks is true. 

In the meantime, here are a few things that you might want to internalize before you continue down the path toward eternal bliss.

Holding someone captive for a 45 minute soliloquy is fine if you are in your therapist's office. They, after all, get paid. During a getting to know you meet and greet, not so much.

Empathy is a very attractive trait. "I understand, I see, I know, I've been there." Expecting to hear those utterances after two, or more, tales of woe is probably pushing the envelop. Pick one. Bad divorce(s) or rotten kid(s). Not both.

Listen for breathing. If it is very very rhythmic chances are they have fallen asleep. If that is the case, best maneuver would be to, depending where this meet and greet is happening, either hang up, get the check, simply slip out. 

A second go around is probably off the table anyhow.