I'll remind you.

Last seen she was dealing with her unfortunate diagnosis of incontinence. Oh dear.

Help, apparently, was on the way in the form of a Botox injection aimed strategically and carefully at her bladder. Depends no more. Her heart stopping? Seizing Up? A possible side effect?  Shirley, opted for the side effect thinking that she was, according to her family, already heartless.

Well Shirley has another option.

Kimberly Clark, not a sibling of Petula, but one of the leading manufacturers of feminine and baby products, has, nudge nudge, giggle giggle, given us Whoopi Goldberg as the spokesperson for Poise Pads. 

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Of course, if giggling would have evoked you to panic, fear no more. You are now the brunt of a joke that has everyone else laughing.  Just, perhaps, not you.